• Music should strike fire from the heart of man, and bring tears from the eyes of woman. ~ Ludwig Van Beethoven

• A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. ~ Frank Crane

• The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses. ~ Boris Grushenko - "Love and Death"

• No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. ~ John Keating - "Dead Poets Society"

• Truth is like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold. You push it, stretch it, it'll never be enough. Kick at it, beat it, it'll never cover any of us. From the moment we enter crying, to the moment we leave dying, it'll just cover your face as you wail and cry and scream. ~ Todd - "Dead Poets Society"

• Champions aren't made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them -- a desire, a dream, a vision ~ Muhammad Ali

• "Sucking all the marrow out of life" doesn't mean choking on the bone. There's a time for daring and there is a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for. ~ John Keating - "Dead Poets Society"

• Patriotism is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime. ~ Adlai Stevenson

• Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? ~ Steven Wright

• I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.~ Bill Cosby

• If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? ~ Steven Wright

• When you come to a fork in the road, take it. ~ Yogi Bera

• Narf! Zort! Poit! Gat! ~ Pinky - "Pinky and the Brain"

• Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room! ~ President Merkin Muffley - "Dr. Strangelove"

• All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! ~ Lucy - "Peanuts"

• Am I the only one that makes cofee around here?! ~ Brain - "Pinky and the Brain"

• Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." ~ Steven Wright

• I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. ~ Jessica Rabbit - "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"

• Imagination is more important than knowledge. ~ Albert Einstein

• Smile, it enhances your face value. ~ Truvy - "Steel Magnolias"